My dear man, I specifically requested the finest of your house bubblies, not this mud-coloured swill that makes my tongue feel as if it’s been caressed most lovingly with liquid sandpaper. 

My dear man, I specifically requested the finest of your house bubblies, not this mud-coloured swill that makes my tongue feel as if it’s been caressed most lovingly with liquid sandpaper

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